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[P. A. Schilke]

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Hi Thom,

I tried using this when Tito was out of Kale and supermarket delivery was late. Tito did not like it at all and refused to drink any Kaleco. So I finally flushed it down the toilette...A BIG mistake as our toilet auto flushes multiple times before settling down to normal flush on demand. This hyperflush is very annoying... not sure if this would happen with another Manufacturer of blinker fluid.. but KaleCo is a no go...

Best,
Phil

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Hi Thom,

I tried using this when Tito was out of Kale and supermarket delivery was late. Tito did not like it at all and refused to drink any Kaleco. So I finally flushed it down the toilette...A BIG mistake as our toilet auto flushes multiple times before settling down to normal flush on demand. This hyperflush is very annoying... not sure if this would happen with another Manufacturer of blinker fluid.. but KaleCo is a no go...

Best,
Phil

Phil,
Sorry to hear that Tito didn’t take to the slurry. My question now is, since this stuff is supposed to last 150,000 blinks, what did that translate into as far as flushes? Also, how many regular flushes does it take to equal one hyper flush?

Best,

Justin

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Phil,
Sorry to hear that Tito didn’t take to the slurry. My question now is, since this stuff is supposed to last 150,000 blinks, what did that translate into as far as flushes? Also, how many regular flushes does it take to equal one hyper flush?

Best,

Justin

Hi Justin,

At this point it is an on going process of hyper flushes... We so wish it would stop... We frankly do not know how may flushes is 150,000 .... Sheesh!

Best,
Phil

 

[FasterGT350]

Buddies

 

[FasterGT350]

Think it out

 

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Boom

 

[FasterGT350]

Good thoughts, Cliff notes

 

[FasterGT350]

Homer logic wins

 

[Motorpsychology]

Ford recommends Mororcraft Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 for Ford and Lincoln vehicles built after April 2022. Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 is a crystylinne emulsified polymer detergentivistic precipitated distillate formula, which brightens blink color and remains wrinkle free, unlike the previous Megawink DuraStrobe™ liquid vapor, which is incompatible with CANBUS flasher circuits in vehicles equipped with backlit console shifters and Oxford White valence panels.

 

[RedlandRanger]

Ford recommends Mororcraft Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 for Ford and Lincoln vehicles built after April 2022. Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 is a crystylinne emulsified polymer detergentivistic precipitated distillate formula, which brightens blink color and remains wrinkle free, unlike the previous Megawink DuraStrobe™ liquid vapor, which is incompatible with CANBUS flasher circuits in vehicles equipped with backlit console shifters and Oxford White valence panels.

That sounds suspiciously like buzzword bingo!

Maybe you could make a drinking game out of it.

 

[Motorpsychology]

That sounds suspiciously like buzzword bingo!

Maybe you could make a drinking game out of it.

 

[Jason B]

Ford recommends Mororcraft Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 for Ford and Lincoln vehicles built after April 2022. Blinchron® Bl1aa2-24/7 is a crystylinne emulsified polymer detergentivistic precipitated distillate formula, which brightens blink color and remains wrinkle free, unlike the previous Megawink DuraStrobe™ liquid vapor, which is incompatible with CANBUS flasher circuits in vehicles equipped with backlit console shifters and Oxford White valence panels.

The reality of it, it's the same as the KaleCo brand, just package and labeled differently with a 200% markup in price.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Hi Thom,

I tried using this when Tito was out of Kale and supermarket delivery was late. Tito did not like it at all and refused to drink any Kaleco. So I finally flushed it down the toilette...A BIG mistake as our toilet auto flushes multiple times before settling down to normal flush on demand. This hyperflush is very annoying... not sure if this would happen with another Manufacturer of blinker fluid.. but KaleCo is a no go...

Best,
Phil

If he even tasted it he’s no longer winking at you, he’s making a left turn.
As for the toilet, work on your timing

 

[Doc]

And..

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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