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[AdamHarris]

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[9zero1790]

the younger members may not get this one...

for any fans of the man and his vigilante justice movies a tribute of sorts is out streaming. Death Kiss, 2018. It ALMOST looks like Bronson, almost. Damn close. dont sound like him at all. The movie does have his style and a fair bit of action. Not as good as the real Death Wish shows imho but worth a watch for a fan.

 

[9zero1790]

 

[JACER]

Dear friends,

The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection

Before the light changed again, I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Have a blessed day!!!

 

[gfitzge2]

Saw this on a Mustang Forum. (Some mustang engines are called coyotes)
Apparently someone at the sheriffs office identifies as a Road Runner.

Good to see they haven't lost their sense of humor.

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Chris M]

Well rounded.

 

[AzScorpion]

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[Jmarler]

 

[Jmarler]

 

[NotBudule]

So , this moth goes into a podiatrist office , “Doc , my life is crap , hate my job , boss is a dick, wife is always nag , nag ,nag , damn kids all messed up ,just bought a new Tacoma , i'm depressed as hell , cant get out of bed , if i had a damn gun i would blow moth brains all over your wall !” the doc was like “omg ! thats terrible ! you do need help , but you need a therapist or a psychiatrist , im a podiatrist , a foot doctor , why did you come in here ? … the moth replies , “your light was on “........

 

[9zero1790]

rich and old

 

[9zero1790]

the funny part is the people did this to the cars on purpose.

 

[NotBudule]

That was from from the late , great , Norm McDonald everybody , just they way he told it was half the funny. I added the Tacoma part though , thought that would add to the depression the moth was feeling...

 

[Metal Geezer]

Still a hole

Canada obviously.

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