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[Chris M]

Danica McKellar i think .

Danica McKellar is correct.

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[Dr. Zaius]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

 

[9zero1790]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

yes, ive endured a few of those. her being beautiful was the only thing making it tolerable.

 

[AzScorpion]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

OMG Annie watches all the Hallmark soap operas too. I tell her in the first 5 minutes what's going to happen and she yells at me to shut up. lol

Then there's the dumb Christmas in July month long ones. I'll walk into the room and half the time she's crying. I'll laugh my ass off and walk out cracking up.

 

[9zero1790]

she could use my ears for a set of inner thigh warmers...
meanwhile back around that poor ugly ranger. i wish we had the four door 4 g here. i have often questioned fords decisions with the usa market and rangers. In my view they were and would have stayed a popular seller esp in 2012 with the 5g and so on so why cancel them.

 

[Highlander]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

Ah... flip the script. Get her to watch A RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION from 2020. Tap title for link to trailer.

Frank

 

[Tracy Bowman]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

Yep!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Ah... flip the script. Get her to watch A RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION from 2020. Tap title for link to trailer.

Frank

I'll watch it if it has a link for a KFC discount coupon somewhere in it

Provided I'm able to fast forward of course...

 

[Highlander]

I'll watch it if it has a link for a KFC discount coupon somewhere in it

Provided I'm able to fast forward of course...

It's 15 min long, covers all the tropes, and is hilarious.

Frank

 

[Dr. Zaius]

It's 15 min long, covers all the tropes, and is hilarious.

Frank

So I watched it.

That was certifiably horrendous

And it did manage to pack all the tropes into 15 minutes ?

No coupons though

 

[FunInTheSun]

2003 Ranger Extreme from Thailand


Let that haunt your dreams.. lol

Frank

Well, THAT's ... ... ... interesting...

 

[myothercarizahearse]

It's 15 min long, covers all the tropes, and is hilarious.

Frank

now I NEED to watch it

 

[deleriumtremor]

2003 Ranger Extreme from Thailand


Let that haunt your dreams.. lol

Frank

I am stunned to learn the car crusher predates it.

 

[Cmar]

My wife watches these "romance" movies on Hallmark and there are like 3 women that are in every movie.

She's one of them.

I'll give you a brief synopsis of Every. Single. Movie.

1. Guy and girl meet under unusual circumstances and immediately hate each other

2. Through amazing coincidences of life, they continuously run into each other and eventually start liking each other, but won't admit it yet because they obviously must hate each other.

3. A different guy or girl enters the picture and is immediately perceived as a love interest for the guy or girl and therefore makes them the forbidden fruit, upping their desirability by a factor of at least 5.

4. Heart breaks as newcomer love interest is obviously hitting it off with guy or girl.

5. Turns out that newcomer love interest is actually brother/sister/aunt/pen pal/adopted child and whole misunderstanding is resolved in 2 minutes as true love blossoms between former bitter enemies. Occasionally insert catching them as they are leaving forever just before boarding a plane or leaving in a car.

6. Credits roll. Preview rolls of "New" movie starring the exact same people in a different location/situation.

7. Rinse and repeat.

OMG I would either cut the cable connection, or toss some sharp pointed object through the screen! Or perhaps thank them for forcing me to go outside and do something physical.

 

[Jim C]

maybe that ranger is like the girl from high school that was always nice but not really good looking and you didnt pay much attention. then you see here about 4 years later and kick your self. yall remember winnie cooper from the wonder years lol

and now

good gravy...

yeah baby

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