Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
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The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that.
We will ascertain the...
Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter?” asked the airline passenger, amid the holiday rush.
The clerk replied, “It’s so you can kiss your luggage good-bye.”
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do...
A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it.
"I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said.
"But that dollar was for Sunday School," his...
get up, get ready & go to school !
Mom was trying to get her son to get out of bed and get ready for school.
"I am not going to school!" the son responded defiantly.
"Why not?" Mom wanted to know.
"Well, first of all I hate school and second of all, the kids all hate me!!" was the answer...
update; I was trying the system out again this morning & now have egg on my face ! :blush:
I`m not sure what is happening but the "auto" mode clears when the fan speed is changed but stays in "auto" if/when I select between the dash or floor vents. also about half the time the fan speed will...
SymChris, I again disagree. "AUTO" stayed high lighted through out the test. when manual was selected the vent/location selected worked the same as in "auto". when selecting manual "auto" was no longer highlighted. even when changing the fan speed , "auto" stayed high lighted.
this is a...
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
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They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the...
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of church morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Some members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a...
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good...
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly...
tried the system this morning & this is the result. started the truck with HVAC in auto mode & full fan speed , the air flow selected was the same as yesterday (dash). after it got warm enough I selected the floor (in auto) & in about 10 seconds it changed the air flow to the floor. shut the...
I am going to disagree with this. I have it set to auto but select where I want the air to come from. the air flow will change from the dash vents to defrost or floor as selected. it seems to reduce air flow when more than 1 option is selected.
unless there is something else going on I dont...