A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and
he yelled at me about the...
Sometimes ...
when you cry ...
no one sees your tears...
Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt...
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress...
Sometimes ...
when you are happy ...
no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time... ........
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister.
They agree and go see the minister .
"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did."
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to...
i installed seat covers (coverking) & a pet hammock (e-bay $25) for my buddy. he just had to test it out as you can tell by his foot prints....................
CZ in talks to buy COLT.....
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2021/01/11/colt-acquisition/?fbclid=IwAR3d90NJ4UmPOuDBMNGCe-l_zwuSnSMFnAYB_Xk7acfhPWXOC5FACrxM8X8
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's...
at the golf club........
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on the bench rings and rings.
finally a man nearby engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it's me. Are...
church revival ?
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm! The front of the church always fills first now."
As the young priest nodded, the old priest continued, You also told...