Christmas tradition ?
Those of us who are of an older generation will appreciate this
Dear Family,
I'm not dead yet. Christmas is still important to me.
If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday.
Dinner is at 2:00...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.
The pain was...
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards.
" With expectation and...
I bought a 66 Stang (coupe), maroon with black interior. it had a 289 & 4 speed. sounds great ? it had highway gears, I couldnt spin the tires at all but it would bury the speedo on the top end.
it sported a tube grille & blacked out rear tail light panel and running M/T mags.
sold it to buy a...
10" of snow over night & my Ranger has to come out so I can help family members clean their drive ways and side walks. all stock except for side boards, mud flaps & vent visors.
it moved 3 feet forward & then started to spin the rear tires. engaged 4 wheel drive & off I went :thumbsup: