dtech
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Two simple cowboys are having a bite to eat.
They're talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table starts coughing. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent she's in real distress.
One of cowboys looks at her and goes, “can you swallow?” The woman shakes her head. Then he asks, “can you breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue while she's shaking her head.
The man walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a swift lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the young man walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, “you know, I heard of it, but I ain't never done seen a Hind-lick maneuver.”
They're talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table starts coughing. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent she's in real distress.
One of cowboys looks at her and goes, “can you swallow?” The woman shakes her head. Then he asks, “can you breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue while she's shaking her head.
The man walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a swift lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the young man walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, “you know, I heard of it, but I ain't never done seen a Hind-lick maneuver.”
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