How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[5thranger]

NGL, this is exactly how the women in my household expect me to take care of a little bitty spider

I have to do that just to get the toilet to flush

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[Nellieg]

I have to do that just to get the toilet to flush

So how many of you would just use the toilet and target the thing before you flushed

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Motorpsychology]

I'm surprised that he even knew how to shade his eyes with his hand

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[5thranger]

As I have said before, a condom would have prevented that.

 

[AzScorpion]

As I have said before, a condom would have prevented that.

Yeah there's no excuses now a days. Even when they're sick.

 

[5thranger]

Yeah there's no excuses now a days. Even when they're sick.

That is funny as hell.

 

[AzScorpion]

This is so wrong but true....

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This is so wrong but true....

He knows because she feels great...

 

[Bob902]

This is so wrong but true....

He saw the superstitious writing on the wall

 

[TJC]

He saw the superstitious writing on the wall

This is joke only us old folks will understand!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This is joke only us old folks will understand!

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[5thranger]

This is so wrong but true....

That one is funny as hell as well.

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