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[AzScorpion]

Dad babysitting.

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[dtech]

The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC, Canada for $1000 or one from Alberta, Canada for $800. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time. The people were amazed but very, very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull, put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he would not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very, very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. Whenever the bull approached the cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she just walks away to the other side.
The rabbi thought deeply about this for a minute and asked, "Did you happen to buy this cow from Alberta?" The people were dumbfounded. They'd never mentioned where they'd gotten the cow from. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How the heavens did you know we got the cow from Alberta?" The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is also from Alberta."

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Langwilliams]

"Love" if you're honest enough with yourself to admit that you need this.

I had to remind myself of this back when I ran my mustangs at the drag strip!

 

[AzScorpion]

Famous last words.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Shocking!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I'm older than you and I didn't get it!
But a quick search enlightened me.
Still didn't like the song much.....

FWIW, I just picked up a collection of Big Band music from 1936- 1945 (12 LPs), along with another 25 other misc LPs. Ran them through my Ultrasonic LP Cleaner yesterday. Ready to start listening to them later today.

I can't help myself, I was born with an old soul! Once I heard Green Onions and Night Train as a kid I was hooked on Big Bands / Dance Bands, Jazz, R&B, and the Blues... and later Country - the Southern white man's blues music.

I also have great admiration for The Wrecking Crew. Pure talent. They drove the 1960's Rock and Roll era.

You are talking to people who don’t even appreciate The Bee Gees for Pete’s sake.

 

[AzScorpion]

You are talking to people who don’t even appreciate The Bee Gees for Pete’s sake.

Fess up, you had Andy Gibb posters all over your walls right?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Fess up, you had Andy Gibb posters all over your walls right?

Of course!

 

[dtech]

 

[LaBalbe]

Famous last words.

To be fair, this is probably her man:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

While I'm not afraid of heights, no way would I do that! I'd be to afraid the line would break. Looks like there's a long line to do it though.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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