How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Metal Geezer]

Hope everyone else got their tickets! ?

Grabbed mine last month. Worth the TM surcharge. ?

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[Jason B]

People asked me where I was going for New Years Eve.
To bed, I'm going to bed. And at my normal time.
Yet I still got 'Happy New Year" texts at midnight. Goof thing I leave my phone
in the kitchen.

 

[AzScorpion]

Next time my Dr. says smoking, drinking & drugs are bad for you I'm going to show him this picture. lol

 

[AzScorpion]

People asked me where I was going for New Years Eve.
To bed, I'm going to bed. And at my normal time.
Yet I still got 'Happy New Year" texts at midnight. Goof thing I leave my phone
in the kitchen.

I use mine for an alarm clock (for Annie) and it's on the nightstand so I added the Do Not Disturb on mine from 9:00pm - 6:00am. Now only people in my favorites can get through if there's an emergency. Just about all my friends are on the east coast so when they all text me last night it was only 11:00 pm here.

 

[LaBalbe]

People asked me where I was going for New Years Eve.
To bed, I'm going to bed. And at my normal time.
Yet I still got 'Happy New Year" texts at midnight. Goof thing I leave my phone
in the kitchen.

Sorry y'all, but I work with words, so typos stick out to me like nuns in a strip club...

 

[Jason B]

Sorry y'all, but I work with words, so typos stick out to me like nuns in a strip club...

I see what you (or rather I) did there.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Sorry y'all, but I work with words, so typos stick out to me like nuns in a strip club...

Embarrassing Factoid: I was well into my adulthood before I figured out what type of animal Goofy was. Pluto I got instantly in my preschool years, but Goofy was a curious amalgam of body parts much like how some Egyptian royalty reliefs have human bodies and animal heads.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

I just can't wait!!!

 

[AzScorpion]

I just can't wait!!!

Walt Disney is probably rolling in his grave at what his company has become now. No creativity anymore just remakes trying to see how far they can push it.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Walt Disney is probably rolling in his grave at what his company has become now. No creativity anymore just remakes trying to see how far they can push it.

It has even infected Pixar, which used to be at least a sure fire Good level movie.

Their last several have been stinkers.

I remind myself that the people there who did the classics (the first Incredibles, WALL-E, Ratatouille, etc) have all retired or left.

There's a new generation of writers there now and it shows.

I guess I'm getting old and curmudgeonly.

Wait a sec, there's some kids outside...

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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