How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Fordup]

Weight for it…. ?

Time for a bottle of whine ??.

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[AzScorpion]

Time for a bottle of whine ??.

This has gone two far. ?

 

[Fordup]

This has gone two far. ?

Weigh to far

 

[AzScorpion]

Weigh to far

?

 

[Motorpsychology]

?

His daughter burst out in laughter as her aunts were attacked by ants, and fell into the slough when the bough they were clinging to broke.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Being only 17, He was the minor lead miner in the lead whom lead the lead shift miners to the lead mine


Need more coffee.
edited for more obfuscation

 

[gfitzge2]

It is a confusing language for sure.

George Carlin often pointed it out. ex. Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

 

[KNI]

It is a confusing language for sure.

George Carlin often pointed it out. ex. Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

I dunno. Maybe it's because you're using driveway againts it's intended purpose but as the owner you get away with it? Have you tried to park on to somebody elses driveway, HOA's driveway or an emergency driveway? What happened?

 

[5thranger]

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I ran because I had the runs.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

What you do after that Thanksgiving meal.

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

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