How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[KNI]

If you've ever had a cat you'll understand. ?

I had a cat when I was kid, and only thing I've got to show for it is Toxoplasma gondii.

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[KNI]

I'm L.

What ever f.. that means.

Well anyway, this shit goes on for 500 lines. Might be right, might be total BS. But looking at that top 10, I think I'll need more wine.

Prolly total BS as real Myers-Briggs test pegs me as I/ENTP (based on BAC), and this doesn't have any clue on that.

 

[5thranger]

I had a cat when I was kid, and only thing I've got to show for it is Toxoplasma gondii.

Is that the same as cat scratch fever??

 

[KNI]

Is that the same as cat scratch fever?

No. It's a feline parasite which which infest your body and brain. And if it infests your brain it will make you reckless and prone to bad decisions. Like life decisions, all-in in poker table, and stuff.

 

[Fordup]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Doc]

10/4

 

[Doc]

No. It's a feline parasite which which infest your body and brain. And if it infests your brain it will make you reckless and prone to bad decisions. Like life decisions, all-in in poker table, and stuff.

also in the eyes and you should also keep pregnant women away from cats.

 

[Motorpsychology]

I had a cat when I was kid, and only thing I've got to show for it is Toxoplasma gondii.

Had to look that up. At first it sounded like a bad guy that a Super Hero would combat... "Don't miss the next thrilling adventure when Sergeant Stupendous fights a courageous battle against the monster from the deep, Toxoplasma Gondii!!..."

 

[5thranger]

No. It's a feline parasite which which infest your body and brain. And if it infests your brain it will make you reckless and prone to bad decisions. Like life decisions, all-in in poker table, and stuff.

Apparently, I have that.

 

[Doc]

Charlie don’t Surf …

 

[Fawnbuster]

Took me a minute to reply to this one Dave, I had to crawl back into my recliner...

 

[FM AZ]

I finally figured out what the front end of a Tesla looks like:

 

[Doc]

Mister Hankey

 

[Doc]

Took me a minute to reply to this one Dave, I had to crawl back into my recliner...

I broke mine and had to buy a new one, I’m trying to get osteoporosis ..

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