How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[AzScorpion]

Me and Henry must of dated the same girl.

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[Dr. Zaius]

What, no Jessica Rabbit?

Going through the Philadelphia airport last night, there was a girl walking through there that would've made an excellent Jessica Rabbit.

Around 5'6" and wearing a skin tight red spandex outfit that accentuated all her curves. A real knockout.

I was coming home from doing some work in Atlantic City and I suspect she was one of the "bait" girls that you always see around the casinos.

The girls that dress extremely provocatively in hopes of landing one of the high roller sugar daddies that frequent the casinos.

I've done work in most of the casino areas and the difference in locations is pretty amazing.

Las Vegas: Girls that are flat out bombshells wearing little more than a bikini through the casinos.

Atlantic City: A few bait girls but nothing on the order of Las Vegas.

Mississippi Riverboat Casinos: Retirees on rascal scooters clogging the casinos and buffet lines.

You know you're in a Mississippi casino when the parking lot is full of church buses

 

[5thranger]

Going through the Philadelphia airport last night, there was a girl walking through there that would've made an excellent Jessica Rabbit.

Around 5'6" and wearing a skin tight red spandex outfit that accentuated all her curves. A real knockout.

I was coming home from doing some work in Atlantic City and I suspect she was one of the "bait" girls that you always see around the casinos.

The girls that dress extremely provocatively in hopes of landing one of the high roller sugar daddies that frequent the casinos.

I've done work in most of the casino areas and the difference in locations is pretty amazing.

Las Vegas: Girls that are flat out bombshells wearing little more than a bikini through the casinos.

Atlantic City: A few bait girls but nothing on the order of Las Vegas.

Mississippi Riverboat Casinos: Retirees on rascal scooters clogging the casinos and buffet lines.

You know you're in a Mississippi casino when the parking lot is full of church buses

When you see those girls in those skintight spandex outfits you think if she farts, she will look like a tire that is ready to blow out a sidewall.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

When you see those girls in those skintight spandex outfits you think if she farts, she will look like a tire that is ready to blow out a sidewall.

As tight as her spandex was, I don't think there would've been room for even the tiniest of poots...

 

[TJC]

As tight as her spandex was, I don't think there would've been room for even the tiniest of poots...

It has to be terrible for blood circulation!

 

[TJC]

Old farts working in IT (we called it "computery stuff" back then) know ascii art.
There were no graphic displays back in prehistoric times.

Speaking of rubber ducks...
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Hopefully this renders well on this forum.
Betty Boop can be found here with many others.
https://asciiart.website/index.php?art=cartoons/betty boop

Brings back a lot of memories. Many of those ASCII creations where amazing.

 

[TJC]

Brings back a lot of memories. Many of those ASCII creations where amazing.

My Linux Terminal still uses ASCII art work for Linux Logos. In this case, Linux Mint. Time to update to Linux Mint Ver 22.0.

I am testing Linux Mint Debian on a Laptop to see how it matches up with the Ubuntu base.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

My Linux Terminal still uses ASCII art work for Linux Logos. In this case, Linux Mint. Time to update to Linux Mint Ver 22.0.

I am testing Linux Mint Debian on a Laptop to see how it matches up with the Ubuntu base.

Give the free version of Zorin a try.

 

[KNI]

My Linux Terminal still uses ASCII art work for Linux Logos. In this case, Linux Mint. Time to update to Linux Mint Ver 22.0.

I am testing Linux Mint Debian on a Laptop to see how it matches up with the Ubuntu base.

4K ASCII art seems like a waste of space.

 

[TJC]

Give the free version of Zorin a try.

I'll download and add it to my Ventoy USB Thumb Drive Boot OS library. Then test it out.

If you haven't used Ventoy, It makes installing various OSes very simple. Just install Ventoy on your thumb drive. Once it is installed you simply copy your OS ISO files on the the thumbdrive.

The boot using the Ventoy thumb drive. You'll see a nice text menu list of all your OSes. Highlight the one you want to install and press Enter.

Simple as that.

Been using it for years now. Saves a lot of physical space.

 

[TJC]

4K ASCII art seems like a waste of space.

Spoken like a true I/T Guy.

SW Coder perhaps?

The best coding editor that I ever used was E3 from IBM internal Use. Programmable enough to handle syntax of multiple languages. Kept my finger checks to a minimum (typos). I think most editors do that today, but it was uncommon in the late 1980s early 90's. All in just less than less then 100K!

This was well before integrated development environments.

 

[5thranger]

What foreign language are you fellows talking in?

 

[5thranger]

As tight as her spandex was, I don't think there would've been room for even the tiniest of poots...

That is why it gets the bulging sidewall tumor looking for a place to escape. Watch out when the fabric gives up the fight. You thought the Hindenburg explosion was catastrophic.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What foreign language are you fellows talking in?

Kernel panic ?

 

[5thranger]

Kernel panic ?

Thats what I thought

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