How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[dtech]

A woman arrived at a party.

While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'"

"What’s your name?” she asked.

He answered

"B. J. Titsengolf."

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[9zero1790]

From Amazing But True Military Stories!

no surprise... a bunch of drunken racoon kidnappers.

 

[Langwilliams]

He was influenced by one of the greatest creative geniuses of our time.

Just check this out.

Prepare to be amazed starting at 21 seconds in, and then bask in the awesome for the next 2 minutes.

the look on Chuck Berry's face says what we're all thinking:

 

[Ranger_Rocks]

 

[Chris M]

He was influenced by one of the greatest creative geniuses of our time.

Just check this out.

Prepare to be amazed starting at 21 seconds in, and then bask in the awesome for the next 2 minutes.

I told yall she can't sing for shit. Now we know why. All her vocal practice is relegated to off-key monosyllabic nonsense.
Sheesh.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I told yall she can't sing for shit. Now we know why. All her vocal practice is relegated to off-key monosyllabic nonsense.
Sheesh.

Wait, are you saying you didn't like that? ?

 

[Chris M]

Wait, are you saying you didn't like that? ?

Perhaps.

 

[MountainGoat]

Perhaps.

Chris M is always sad in the joke thread. Cheer up Chris!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[9zero1790]

i thought it was North Koreas leader going on a hike at first...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[MountainGoat]

i thought it was North Koreas leader going on a hike at first...

That guy is such a disappointment. He's always threatening to nuke Washington D.C. and he never does it.

 

[MountainGoat]

How's that workin' out for ya

 

[subquark]

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