How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

Then, I turned myself around.

There's Norway this was your last one.

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[Figarou]

Dad jokes rule!!

The United States is going to start minting pennies that will have a joke on the front with the answer on back.

They will be referred to as "cents of humor."

 

[Figarou]

Possibly NSFW?

Spoiler: Statistics

Ahhh....the stay warm joke. Here's a few more. ?



How do you stay warm in any room?
Go the corner, it is always 90 degrees

How do painters stay warm?
They add another coat

How do aliens stay warm?
Space heater.

 

[Motorpsychology]

The United States is going to start minting pennies that will have a joke on the front with the answer on back.

They will be referred to as "cents of humor."

 

[KNI]

How do you stay warm in any room?
Go the corner, it is always 90 degrees

Not all corners are 90 degrees. That's why I didn't build my own house.

 

[Figarou]

Not all corners are 90 degrees. That's why I didn't build my own house.

Yup.

I'll be freezing in this room. ?

 

[Jason B]

Not all corners are 90 degrees. That's why I didn't build my own house.

As someone who used to install tile and wood flooring, it is my experience that most walls/corners are not 90 degrees. Especially in tract build housing developments.

 

[twk]

My Lego house had nice 90 degree corners.
It was big, but not big enough to move into. It was pretty cool though. A huge 2 story job. I had to spend a ton of my allowance to buy more bricks. I wanted an attached garage, but I couldn't afford that.
This was back in the mid '60s or so. Yeah, mid '60s. I'm going with that. It wasn't a year ago, THAT's for sure.

 

[Figarou]

My Lego house had nice 90 degree corners.
It was big, but not big enough to move into. It was pretty cool though. A huge 2 story job. I had to spend a ton of my allowance to buy more bricks. I wanted an attached garage, but I couldn't afford that.
This was back in the mid '60s or so. Yeah, mid '60s. I'm going with that. It wasn't a year ago, THAT's for sure.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

 

[MountainGoat]

Next frame is that guy shooting the family court judge. Same expression!

 

[MarioCart]

We got nothing on the Nissan.
Its far superior in every way, including this:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1051111805913233

 

[MountainGoat]

Heartwarming

 

[Figarou]

We got nothing on the Nissan.
Its far superior in every way, including this:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1051111805913233

Seriously?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/a-truckin-miracle/

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