How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[BS67]

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[Figarou]

3 years to late with that one. ?

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

 

[LaBalbe]

Yup ?

Okay, it says "Do not replicate this stunt..." blah, blah, blah. They ALWAYS say that.

Well who keeps a cargo plane like that around? I think I can do that with my FX4 out the back of a speeding semi. What sort of safety equipment could I possibly need? Can someone hold my beer?

Wait, how else am I supposed to get home when there's been a ton of snow and the plows haven't been through yet?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Removing Foreskins, the pay is little but the Tips are big ..

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[Figarou]

A Grocery store clerk noticed a blind man holding a seeing eye dog over his head. Clerk walks up to him and says...."Can I help you?"

"No, just looking."

?

 

[9zero1790]

no need to explain...

 

[Figarou]

no need to explain...

He forgot what he had on top.

Just like this guy forgetting what he is pulling.

 

[KNI]

He forgot what he had on top.

Just like this guy forgetting what he is pulling.

Walked (or crawled) out of it..

https://www.kltv.com/story/8694140/driver-speaks-out-about-bank-awning-crash/

 

[Figarou]

Walked (or crawled) out of it..

https://www.kltv.com/story/8694140/driver-speaks-out-about-bank-awning-crash/

Crawled out the passenger side, then walked.

Seems like he never bothered checking how tall that thing is. So forgetful.

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