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[Toytec]

The drummer of a famous band had twin girls. What did he name them?

Anna1
Anna2

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[Figarou]

The drummer of a famous band had twin girls. What did he name them?

Anna1
Anna2

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.


I was like ....well damn.

 

[Figarou]

I was thinking about going down to the nudist camp…..




….. but it was clothed for the winter ? ?

I recently joined a nudist colony.

The 1st few days was the hardest.

 

[Figarou]

I was in a taxi the other day. The driver said..."I love my job. I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do."

I said... "Yeah, cool.......turn left here."

 

[Figarou]

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I’ve heard nothing since.

 

[Figarou]

Wife: "A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store."

"They gave me another one free of charge."

Husband: "Wow, I’m shocked they had good customer service."

 

[Figarou]

 

[Langwilliams]

The drummer of a famous band had twin girls. What did he name them?

Anna1
Anna2

A poor couple were having twins. They decided they couldn't afford to raise them properly so they decided to give them up for adaption. One twins family named him Emal, the other family chose Juan.

A year later a letter came with a picture of Juan on his 1 year birthday. This made the wife happy. Later she was sad. Her husband asked what's the matter. She said she would like to see Emal.

Her husband said: Honey if you've seen Juan you've seen Emal.

Hope that's not a repeat

 

[BS67]

A poor couple were having twins. They decided they couldn't afford to raise them properly so they decided to give them up for adaption. One twins family named him Emal, the other family chose Juan.

A year later a letter came with a picture of Juan on his 1 year birthday. This made the wife happy. Later she was sad. Her husband asked what's the matter. She said she would like to see Emal.

Her husband said: Honey if you've seen Juan you've seen Emal.

Hope that's not a repeat

Only been told Juan time I think!

 

[Figarou]

Only been told Juan time I think!

Beat me to the punch. (Line, that is.) ?

 

[BS67]

Beat me to the punch. (Line, that is.) ?

Sorry 'bout that!.......Just couldn't let that one go by! Used to drink that Hawaiian Punch as a kid.....mom would use a can opener to open it. Was pretty good stuff. Tang was good too!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Sorry 'bout that!.......Just couldn't let that one go by! Used to drink that Hawaiian Punch as a kid.....mom would use a can opener to open it. Was pretty good stuff. Tang was good too!

Fruit juicy red…the best!

 

[BS67]

Fruit juicy red…the best!

Yeah Tracy, A glass of the 'red', cinnamon rolls and saturday morning cartoons.....couldn't beat it!.........the 'red' stuff and chocolate donuts account for my cholesterol med I'm taking today! LOL

 

[9zero1790]

More hard-hitting investigative CNN journalism...

hmmm looks a lil cold in the picture. those high beams could cause distractions. is that jessica simpson from 20 years ago ?

 

[9zero1790]

Tire Inflation Safety...UM!?????

just where he should be...

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