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I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy beer?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy car parts? He again said no, he got rid of his race car 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & building race cars.

 

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I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy beer?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy car parts? He again said no, he got rid of his race car 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & building race cars.

Now it all makes sense...

 

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An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

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