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Dr. Zaius

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Yeah, awhile back..I put a gallon of milk in the kitchen cabinets …
I hope you saw it before you smelled it :LOL:
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Yeah, awhile back..I put a gallon of milk in the kitchen cabinets …
called my 'ole dad on fathers day.
he saw the caller ID on the TV screen but couldn't answer the call with the remote.

step maw called me back.

sad but true, and I can see it happening to me in the future..... I did laugh a bit

hope we don't go back to cans on strings anytime soon.... I'll be getting an earful of beer.
 

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Yeah, awhile back..I put a gallon of milk in the kitchen cabinets …
...Right next to the glasses-very efficient!
 


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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
 
 








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