I wrote a RAP song !

[NotBudule]

So im in the garage all day messing around and im looking at the truck (its badass) and pandora and the blender is going (in my head and on the bar) and somehow a RAP song came out of me .... its my 1st time on stage here so be gental ...

check..check . check 1 ,2



One, two, three and then the 4
But the Ranger #5 is the sweet bitch at my door
this girl be put together , she thick but wraped up tight
i said "hello", she turned around and backed her stuff up right
i like the view , i hear the purr , is this my perfect mate ?
i cant resist , i hit the latch , how fast dis ho drop gate?
(shorty dont PLAY , she drop it like its HOT , you wants a show? , go see a pro)


It ain't nothin' but a 5G thang, baby
No taco's over here bitch dont be crazy
AZ is the mod that saved me
only reason im still here his shit be lazy
He'll put a damper on the fun so dont be hazy
and no it aint Ford that pays me
and these trolls up in here cant even faze me


cause , damn ,they aint got no love to show ...
so they can chill , till the next episode...

(extends arm , drops mic and backs away slowly for dramatic effect )

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[D Fresh]

Attention @AzScorpion


See what you've done?


I know he's your pet, but this is fucking ridiculous.

 

[AzScorpion]

Attention @AzScorpion


See what you've done?


I know he's your pet, but this is fucking ridiculous.

I think I'm finally at a loss for words! It is the off topic section and this is about as off topic as one can get. lol Now I think the only way I can stop him is if I travel all the way to WV.

 

[D Fresh]

I think I'm finally at a loss for words! It is the off topic section and this is about as off topic as one can get. lol Now I think the only way I can stop him is if I travel all the way to WV.

Good idea.

An intervention is definitely in order.

You can expense it to R5G.

 

[Figarou]

He must have been listening to this as he wrote it.

 

[NotBudule]

I said be genital, THATS being genital ? Tough crowd ..., dis 8 mile road ?

 

[wanted33]

I think I'm finally at a loss for words! It is the off topic section and this is about as off topic as one can get. lol Now I think the only way I can stop him is if I travel all the way to WV.

Nah bruh, he came it a bit crooked, but he be straight now..........................

 

[THLONE]

genital
[ˈjenədl]

ADJECTIVE

1. relating to the human or animal reproductive organs.
   "conditions of the lower genital tract"

 

[NotBudule]

genital
[ˈjenədl]

ADJECTIVE

1. relating to the human or animal reproductive organs.
   "conditions of the lower genital tract"

Well that a Freudian slip for sure , did not catch that ... Should I fix it ?

 

[NotBudule]

INow I think the only way I can stop him is if I travel all the way to WV.

Your the one that sent me across the country cause "that's where the best doctors are dad"...... Yeah , thats right AZ is my son , can t belive nobody's picked up on that yet , he also told them I was ready for the floor with "internet privlidges" , that might have been a bit to soon ... Sorry son for they work I have caused you , ID like to tell you it stops ! Right here , Right now.!! Id like to tell you that...but...

 

[NotBudule]

genital
[ˈjenədl]

ADJECTIVE

1. relating to the human or animal reproductive organs.
   "conditions of the lower genital tract"

Maybe that wasn't a slip after all ... They are kinda ballsacky to me ... Yeah , I MEANT to do that...

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Maybe that wasn't a slip after all ... They are kinda ballsacky to me ... Yeah , I MEANT to do that...

Hi NB

Suppositorily a slip?

Best,
Phil

 

[NotBudule]

Hi NB

Suppositorily a slip?

Best,
Phil

?... At least now that those guys know who I REALLY am , they will leave me alone ... They dare not troll the ramblings of the mods poor old , unstable father , dare they ? ...

 

[D Fresh]

?... At least now that those guys know who I REALLY am , they will leave me alone ... They dare not troll the ramblings of the mods poor old , unstable father , dare they ? ...

Nobody is trolling you.

There's been some flaming. But if anybody here is trolling it's you, sir.

Dave is an intelligent man who knows how to conduct himself in social circles. There is no way he is your offspring. Not sure why he's taken such a liking to you, but blood has nothing g to do with it.

 

[NotBudule]

Nobody is trolling you.

There's been some flaming. But if anybody here is trolling it's you, sir.

Dave is an intelligent man who knows how to conduct himself in social circles. There is no way he is your offspring. Not sure why he's taken such a liking to you, but blood has nothing g to do with it.

I started the thread , how can I troll it ?
And you seem mad , in a thread you didn't have to click on to begin with ... Down in the off topics... Trollhouse cookies....

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