A Very Ranger5G Forum Specific Halloween Song

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Ok , cant help it and sorry , once one starts bouncing around in there i have to write it down to make it stop , like therapy i guess , anyway i was messing around in the garage and there was almost .,not quite but almost , an "incident" , made me think of this place and its almost Halloween and Halloween is the best holiday because its the only one you can participate in after your dead , that's pretty cool , so , my incident and Halloween music and the blender and now a song , which will forever be ruined for you if you proceed and every Halloween from here on out ill be in your head rent free , turn back now !





I was working on my Ranger, late last night
When i was involved in a terrible fright,
Needed to put something up in the bed
Then a horrible sound and a feeling of dread !

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash)And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Now what just happened ? I'm scratching my head.
A much shorter man would surely be dead ,
I start to wonder what the problem might be ,
It cant be the truck , its gotta be me .

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Then things got weird , lights started to flicker
at first i thought it was the weed and liquor,
but my fear is real , the dogs are barking
The only thing scarier is Tracys parking !

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Then out from the eerie night appeared a Saber Ranger,
said he had the cure for my tailgate danger,
When he rolled down his window , i just couldn't resist when
He said "just sign here for my tailgate assist!"

(Now it wont mash) Now it wont tailgate mash
(No tailgate mash) It installs in a flash
(He stopped the mash) Now nothing will get smashed ,
(He stopped the mash ) I stopped your tailgate mash.

Now my tailgate is fine , it drops slow like molasses
I even signed up for his "How to detail" classes,
Next thing i know , I'm logged onto his forum
He said it's for Rangers , and if you adore 'em

But the more that i read , the more i found out,
My Ranger has problems i knew nothing about !
Page after page , i'll never get to bed ,
The way some of these read , i should already be dead !

The suspension is crap and can make your head bobble ,
The driveshaft is rubber , and has a horrible wobble,
The front is to low and the rear so high ,
You cant reach the bed unless you can fly!

Sync is a joke , full of electronic bugs ,
And every time it rains , water drips on the plugs,
Somebody toss me a hat that's covered in foil ,
What horror is this? Fuel in my oil ?

I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to be level,
Could i be in hell ? Might Dave be the devil ?
I signed something in blood that said my soul would be collected ,
But my paint and trim have never been so well protected!

(And no more mash) Dave hates the tailgate mash
(If he hears the mash) He can appear in a flash
(Your soul not cash ) plus he ran off with my stash
(He stopped the mash ) Dave stopped the tailgate mash

(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
Play me out Dave !
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
Dave ?...
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
"Dave's not here man !"
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)


HAPPY HALLOWEEN !
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Ok , cant help it and sorry , once one starts bouncing around in there i have to write it down to make it stop , like therapy i guess , anyway i was messing around in the garage and there was almost .,not quite but almost , an "incident" , made me think of this place and its almost Halloween and Halloween is the best holiday because its the only one you can participate in after your dead , that's pretty cool , so , my incident and Halloween music and the blender and now a song , which will forever be ruined for you if you proceed and every Halloween from here on out ill be in your head rent free , turn back now !





I was working on my Ranger, late last night
When i was involved in a terrible fright,
Needed to put something up in the bed
Then a horrible sound and a feeling of dread !

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash)And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Now what just happened ? I'm scratching my head.
A much shorter man would surely be dead ,
I start to wonder what the problem might be ,
It cant be the truck , its gotta be me .

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Then things got weird , lights started to flicker
at first i thought it was the weed and liquor,
but my fear is real , the dogs are barking
The only thing scarier is Tracys parking !

(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash
(The tailgate mash) It came down with a crash
(It did the mash) And my beer it did smash
(It did the mash) It did the tailgate mash

Then out from the eerie night appeared a Saber Ranger,
said he had the cure for my tailgate danger,
When he rolled down his window , i just couldn't resist when
He said "just sign here for my tailgate assist!"

(Now it wont mash) Now it wont tailgate mash
(No tailgate mash) It installs in a flash
(He stopped the mash) Now nothing will get smashed ,
(He stopped the mash ) I stopped your tailgate mash.

Now my tailgate is fine , it drops slow like molasses
I even signed up for his "How to detail" classes,
Next thing i know , I'm logged onto his forum
He said it's for Rangers , and if you adore 'em

But the more that i read , the more i found out,
My Ranger has problems i knew nothing about !
Page after page , i'll never get to bed ,
The way some of these read , i should already be dead !

The suspension is crap and can make your head bobble ,
The driveshaft is rubber , and has a horrible wobble,
The front is to low and the rear so high ,
You cant reach the bed unless you can fly!

Sync is a joke , full of electronic bugs ,
And every time it rains , water drips on the plugs,
Somebody toss me a hat that's covered in foil ,
What horror is this? Fuel in my oil ?

I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to be level,
Could i be in hell ? Might Dave be the devil ?
I signed something in blood that said my soul would be collected ,
But my paint and trim have never been so well protected!

(And no more mash) Dave hates the tailgate mash
(If he hears the mash) He can appear in a flash
(Your soul not cash ) plus he ran off with my stash
(He stopped the mash ) Dave stopped the tailgate mash

(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
Play me out Dave !
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
Dave ?...
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
"Dave's not here man !"
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)
(Wa hoo, tailgate mash)


HAPPY HALLOWEEN !
That was very good , Robert!
You got a knack
You got a writing knack
You got a knack
It comes on in a flash

Uh, what was I saying? Sorry, got a little caught up! :wink:
 

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I think this should be in the Friday night drunk posting thread!
Thanks for the laugh!
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