How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[lawrench]

It's inventory you should be worried about.

I'm so busy hauling fuel it's not even funny. I can't keep up with demand since people are filling up before the prices go even higher.

If you can keep people from filling plastic bags with gas, it may slow down.

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[Figarou]

If you can keep people from filling plastic bags with gas, it may slow down.

This guy went to desperate measures to steal gas by drilling into the tank itself. A dangerous move which can lead to severe burns. And the vehicle burned down.

https://www.macon.com/news/state/georgia/article259055523.html

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[lawrench]

Mom, is that you?

 

[KNI]

I partied with that dude.

I went to a rock concert, but it just didn't feel right when the singer was between 65 and pushing daisies..

 

[AzScorpion]

Thanks Adam! Right before dinner and now I can't unsee this.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[lawrench]

I went to a rock concert, but it just didn't feel right when the singer was between 65 and pushing daisies..

Why would you go to a Madonna concert?

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[FasterGT350]

I wish this was a joke but it's real in Oregon.

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

In upstate NY the price went from $3.79 to $4.19 overnight, .40 cents in 7 hours.

 

[FasterGT350]

How it all starts

 

[FasterGT350]

Old ain't cold

 

[FasterGT350]

Driving habits

 

[Motorpsychology]

I wish this was a joke but it's real in Oregon.

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

It's interesting how diesel and premium is now only 30¢ or 40¢ more than per gallon than regular. Before, it was 70¢ to $1+ more when regular was under $3/gal.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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