How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Langwilliams]

Now I know why Bill is happy. Tell Bill I'm sending her back overnight express! ?

I had to correct my post I left out a word.



A guy in his ranger is flying down the road 15 mph over the speed limit. A patrol car pulls up behind him an turns the lights an sires on. They panics an hits the gas. He looks in the mirror an the cop is still on his ass. He comes to his senses an pulls over.

Officer approaches the window an after seeing the guy has a clean record an says "I should take you @$$ in an impound your truck! I've had a long hard shift an I'm about to get off and go on vacation. If you can give me an excuse I've never heard or make me laugh I'll let you go with a warning.

The ranger drivers says last week my wife ran off with a state trooper an I was afraid you were bringing her back.

The officer starts laughing an says: sir slow it down an had a nice day.

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[Figarou]

What do you call a group of dead parrots?

Polygons.

So many parrot jokes deserves this comic. ?

 

[KNI]

I just cracked the Fermi paradox.

We are the first.

 

[McLeadslinger]

Too soon? Lol.

 

[FasterGT350]

Lunch time

 

[FasterGT350]

Her turn

 

[FasterGT350]

Bad Cat

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[pull string get cookies]

Next mod… Trunk Monkey! lol

Trunk Monkey

 

[Figarou]

Bad Cat

 

[Figarou]

 

[KNI]

Google translator sucks, but you'll get the idea.

https://www-iltalehti-fi.translate...._sl=fi&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=fi&_x_tr_pto=wapp

P.S. He shot wabbit eating apple tree (actually a hare)

 

[KNI]

Found this funny

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Not so much a funny as a "This kinda restores a bit of hope in humanity"

https://morganswonderland.com/

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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