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Motorpsychology

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There is a police line up at the police station. The victim is facing six potential suspects.
The police Sargent instructs each suspect, one by one, to say the words "I have a gun. I want all your money". The 4th suspect in the lineup blurts out "That is not what I said!"....
 

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That's in Pesos, right?
I don't know.

I saw it on Reddit.

If someone is actually willing to pay that, it's gotta be in the Land Of Make Believe because reality sure isn't in play..
 

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I don't know.

I saw it on Reddit.

If someone is actually willing to pay that, it's gotta be in the Land Of Make Believe because reality sure isn't in play..
It works out to $4,258.20USD @current exchange-still overpriced!
Thinking.webp
 

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If it's listed in Mt. Airy, that IS USD.
(I know Mt. Airy--think Andy Griffith's Mayberry), and they use American currency there still.
When they aren't bargaining With Otis' moonshine ;)
 

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A businessman boards a flight to NYC. Aisle Seat in Business Class. Sitting by the window is an attractive woman who appears to have a severe cold. He glances at her and through bloodshot eyes with a hanky to her nose she smiles and then averts her eyes. Moments later she sneezes loudly and then violently shakes from head to toe. The man has his nose buried in the newspaper but notices this. This repeats again concluding with the violent shaking from head to toe. The man looks over and says'' That is some cold you have" She smiles and confides "I just discovered that when I sneeze violently, I experience an orgasm more intense than I have ever experienced before."
The man is take aback but squeaks out a "that is unusual". So the sneezing and shaking continues until the man becomes a bit annoyed and asks the lady if she is taking anything for this condition. She looks at him and smiles and says..."Yes! Pepper"
 
 








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