How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Fawnbuster]

And it's a limited edition! That chain is an emergency tractor beam!

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[Fawnbuster]

Do you know what the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons! ??????

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Radioman]

No, that's so wrong; all the bills should be the same side up and facing the same direction. OCD

Edit: Actually I responded to the wrong post, should have been the one above this one... OCD really in overdrive now...

 

[Trigganometry]

No, that's so wrong; all the bills should be the same side up and facing the same direction. OCD

But did you also read it backwards?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[T Bone]

 

[ScrappyLaptop]

Meanwhile, on Apollo 16...

 

[ScrappyLaptop]

Meanwhile, on Apollo 16...

(Previous astronauts had suffered from constipation, so NASA gave Apollo 16 special orange flavored drinks -not Tang!- with an abundance of potassium to alleviate the problem. But it apparently had a nasty side effect. Best part is when they had a press conference after arriving home, someone had placed an orange at each astronaut's spot on the table.)

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Trigganometry]

Reminds me of this one! It’s still just as good as the first time I saw it!

 

[outdoorphotog]

Shamelessly stolen from FB..

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[T Bone]

 

[Fawnbuster]

Can I get an AHhhmen!?

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