How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Trigganometry]

What’s the world coming to...

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[AzScorpion]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Trigganometry]

Just wait until I tell the boss why I was late today! Picture evidence is always a safe bet!

 

[T Bone]

Just wait until I tell the boss why I was late today! Picture evidence is always a safe bet!

wait, i had no idea my ex wife..........nevermind

 

[Dr. Zaius]

No more loose lug nuts. We don't need no Ugga Dugga!!

I think it's likely a reversed image and they're trying to remove the lug nut.

Impressive either way

 

[Trigganometry]

Just when you thought their’s nothing anyone could do that would surprise you anymore, there’s this...

But they did go “green” with nitro! ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[GregM]

I see you have groomed yourself once again
And made a little ASS of yourself

 

[bearrug]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[BDoc]

YES PLEASE!!!!

 

[Sharky]

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said,
"I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.

"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

 

[Trigganometry]

Got the week planned out already!

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