How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

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Matthew Loh
Thu, July 8, 2021, 1:31 AM

Three buffalo blew open their owners' hidden moonshine stash after getting drunk on the liquor. James Warwick/Getty Images

• Three Indian farmers were arrested for selling illegal alcohol after a herd of buffaloes got drunk on their moonshine.

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[Sharky]

Kids

couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window.
"Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way."

 

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Paul Harvey voice: Now you know the rest of the story!

 

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Cheers.... "I'm a janitor at a biology lab"

 

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[Doc]

Uh ..

 

[KNI]

You missed the lower right corner..

 

[Sharky]

A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across the drawing of one little boy. He was busy drawing a man driving an old car. In the backseat were two passengers—both scantily dressed.” "It's a lovely picture,” prompted the teacher, “but which story does it tell?” The little boy seemed surprised at the question. “Well,” he exclaimed, “doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden?”

 

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[Doc]

Um..

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