How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[Doc]

I never use them when traveling, and now I will never even THINK of using them...

Yum ..

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Fordup]

 

[AzScorpion]

Speaking of Vegas.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

At least he might not be able to reproduce anymore.

 

[Chris M]

At least he might not be able to reproduce anymore.

I'm sure he won't want to for awhile.

 

[AzScorpion]

I'm sure he won't want to for awhile.

He might be "transitioning" after that one.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He might be "transitioning" after that one.

Trans-action Denied...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[dtech]

¨ A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her.
She finally asks “My child, why are you staring at me?”
He hesitates and says “I… I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”
She smiles kindly and replies, “My son, I´ve been a nun a long time. I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.”
So he says “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
She pauses, then says “Well…. Let´s see what we can do. Are you single?”
“Yes!” he says, excited.
“And are you Catholic?”
“Absolutely!”
She nods “Then pull into that alley.”
He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.
As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.
The nun gently asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
He sniffles and says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.”
The nun smiles and says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.” ¨

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Ouch...

 

[AzScorpion]

Ouch...

That should be in the Darwin thread!

I hope they make him pay for the repairs because stupid should hurt.

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