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The mailman and the blonde

The neighborhood mailman was retiring and on his last day, the blonde opens the door in a see- through nightgown, takes him into the bedroom and gives him the best sex ever.

Afterwards, the blonde cooks breakfast for the mailman, and places a dollar next to mailman’s plate.

Taken aback, the mailman tells the blonde, “the sex was amazing, and the breakfast was delicious, but why is this dollar here?”

So the blonde replied:”when I told my husband that you were retiring, he said: ´F*** him! Give him a dollar!´ But the breakfast was my idea.”
 
 








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