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[Figarou]

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[Figarou]

A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."
Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."
Just then, half a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.
"What are those?" asked the Texan.
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

 

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[5thranger]

That is funny as hell.

 

[Burnt Money]

 

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[Jason B]

Every day ..hot and Humid ..

I know it. I live in South Louisiana. High temp 95, heat index 105-110.

 

[Bob902]

 

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[Doc]

I know it. I live in South Louisiana. High temp 95, heat index 105-110.

I lived in New Orleans for 4 years …hot and wet but you gotta love that food !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And we're back!

 

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