How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[LaBalbe]

...for when you don't want to spend too much time taking down that wall.

 

[LaBalbe]

@Radioman , you wouldn't know anything about this, would you?

 

[Radioman]

@Radioman , you wouldn't know anything about this, would you?

Throwing green peppers is so much better than eating them but, I'm not to sure about the poster. Maybe I should call the number???

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

So glad that WalMart will offer a similar item if the one you requested is out of stock...

 

[dtech]

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that S.O.B. on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

 

[Doc]

I got to enjoy this band living in New Orleans for 4 years !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And here is a Yoda quote for @Grumpaw

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

And here is a Yoda quote for @Grumpaw

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