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A Marine and sailor were sitting in a bar, arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer, the Marine says “Well, we had Iwo Jima.”
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, “We had the Battle of Midway.”
“Not entirely true,” replies the Marine. “Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal is named for a Marine pilot killed at Midway.”
The sailor agrees. “Point taken.”
The Marine then says, “We Marines were born at Tun Tavern.”
The sailor, nodding in agreement, says, “But we had John Paul Jones.”
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality, he says…”The Navy invented sex!”
The Marine replies, “That’s true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women
After a swig of beer, the Marine says “Well, we had Iwo Jima.”
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, “We had the Battle of Midway.”
“Not entirely true,” replies the Marine. “Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal is named for a Marine pilot killed at Midway.”
The sailor agrees. “Point taken.”
The Marine then says, “We Marines were born at Tun Tavern.”
The sailor, nodding in agreement, says, “But we had John Paul Jones.”
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality, he says…”The Navy invented sex!”
The Marine replies, “That’s true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women
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A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. ?‍
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.
“Why not?” asked the man.
“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.
“But I need it really bad,” said the man.
“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.
The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.
“Why not?” asked the man.
“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.
“But I need it really bad,” said the man.
“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.
The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”
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