How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

Why wrap when you can use gift bags? It's reusable.

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[KJRR]

Why wrap when you can use gift bags? It's reusable.

Isn't everything pre-wrapped in Amazon carboard? ?

 

[Figarou]

Isn't everything pre-wrapped in Amazon carboard? ?

By golly, you're right! I've seen some of the boxes with TO and FROM on the side.

 

[Jason B]

Is that what they mean when they say, "Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem"?

 

[Doc]

Is that what they mean when they say, "Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem"?

So did the Immaculate Inspection ..

 

[BS67]

Fake Boobs

The best money can buy!

 

[Figarou]

By golly, you're right! I've seen some of the boxes with TO and FROM on the side.

And here it is.

 

[Motorpsychology]

She needs better training- she's got the wrong eye closed

edit:
Oh OK now I finally get the joke...DUH!

 

[Figarou]

I hate to see how they shoot.

 

[twk]

I hate to see how they shoot.

I have witnessed that more than once at the outdoor range.
Kinda funny, but damn! Do I want to stay and shoot? Maybe just stand back and watch.

The rifle range can be better...
"BANG" then SH*& ^&%$#$*&#@ and a lot of shoulder rubbing. Oh yeah, they drop the rifle, barrel down, in the grass. I guess the next round cleans the dirt out.

 

[Figarou]

Fake Boobs

 

[9zero1790]

Fake Boobs

if they real enough to reach out and touch ....
jk

 

[9zero1790]

something tells me she isnt a real pirate either.

 

[Figarou]

something tells me she isnt a real pirate either.

Yup....no parrot. ?

 

[BS67]

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