How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

Stormtroopers killing each other? Nope. ?

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[MountainGoat]

?Open up a dating app ?
What do I see?
"My son Ja'Ugluk is my world"
Staring back at me ?

 

[MountainGoat]

"Grandma I need you to knit something for me and quick!"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

?Open up a dating app ?
What do I see?
"My son Ja'Ugluk is my world"
Staring back at me ?

Cutting through the fog of dating...

 

[9zero1790]

i remember watching that thinking umm hes not really stuck.

 

[TJC]

After the USA successfully landed on the moon, another wanna be competitor decided to enter the space race.

They contacted NASA and explained their plans and ambitions, stating that since the USA landed on the moon, they were going to one up us... they planned to launch a mission to land on the sun!

NASA scientists replied that it was impossible to land on the sun, that they would burn up long before arriving.

Their reply, "We've got it all figured out, We're going at night!"

 

[Friday yet?]

Oof, yeah, I'd be wanting a different plate, too....

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW

Clearly Lindsey needs to adjust her attitude. Go on and rock those plates girl!

 

[Chris M]

After the USA successfully landed on the moon, another wanna be competitor decided to enter the space race.

They contacted NASA and explained their plans and ambitions, stating that since the USA landed on the moon, they were going to one up us... they planned to launch a mission to land on the sun!

NASA scientists replied that it was impossible to land on the sun, that they would burn up long before arriving.

Their reply, "We've got it all figured out, We're going at night!"

Group was formed from the former coaches of the Jamaican Bobsled Team?

 

[Friday yet?]

Just got my new Chinese bike from Amazon.

Truth.

 

[Friday yet?]

Make me laugh. Out loud. Seriously. That's funny!

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