How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

REVIRD TNEDUTS ?

No silly, REGNAR ?

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[LaBalbe]

Okay, which one of you is this, and how did you get this past the DMV?

I'm drawing a blank; does California have plates on the front? That would make this absolutely brilliant!

 

[LaBalbe]

Damn Phil, way to brag about how much you know about politics! The only thing I know is how to tell when a politician is lying....

 

[Figarou]

No silly, REGNAR ?

REGNAR! DROF!

It's your basic Klingon. ?

 

[Synfulz]

I'm drawing a blank; does California have plates on the front? That would make this absolutely brilliant!

Lol took me a few. ??

 

[Figarou]

Miracles do happen at Walmart!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Man im slow today! ?

Me too, Mark!?

 

[Figarou]

 

[Radioman]

 

[Figarou]

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.

 

[Figarou]

I 1st became addicted to SOAP 2 years ago.

But I'm clean now.

 

[Figarou]

Now they are worried about your Amazon account. Sheesh!! ?

 

[FerdRanger]

(chuckles). like the Ford commercial I’ve seen where a ranger can’t go around a tree blocking a lane and an escort‘s AEB goes off behind it ?

 

[FerdRanger]

Now they are worried about your Amazon account. Sheesh!! ?

Jeff keeps texting me the amazon account I don’t have is getting suspended ?

 

[Figarou]

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