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[TXRangerTim]

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[9zero1790]

Oh man that reminds me of when I first started working. Was a clerk in a pharmacy. Small shop and the owner worked day shifts and he had another guy fill in nights as a pharmacist. So I guess the night guy was drinking on the job. Owner pharmacist asked me if I saw him drinking. I said he just drinks OJ from what I’ve seen. Well guess this guy was mixing pharmacy’s grain alcohol with his OJ and getting lit! So owner said to be sure to let him know tomorrow how the night went. I found out later owner put croton oil in the grain alcohol bottle. The night guy took a few wacks of his drink and I say 5 minutes later he couldn’t make it to the bathroom fast enough. I have never heard since such a racked and groans from any bathroom. He was in there an hour anyways. Back then all phones were dial and corded. He has me dial up his wife and hand him the phone in the commode. 20 minutes later she comes in with a full change of clothes. By now I’m bug eyed about what’s going on. Well off she goes and he comes out. Not putting 2+2 together he grabs his cup and finished off the drink! I swear to god, was all of 3 minutes and off he goes again! He didn’t make it for round 2 ether ? His poor wife had to come back with another change of clothes ? We closed early that night. Next day is when I found out what really happened. The owner laughed till he was crying ?. That’s the day I learned, never drink on the job!

that part about the drinker and round two made me laugh so hard my back popped! priceless.

 

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Either @Tracy Bowman or @OrangeStreak parked next to this guy

 

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[Bob902]

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