How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FerdRanger]

My Ex,

that’s the biggest thong i’ve ever almost seen

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[Dr. Zaius]

My Ex,

I still can't figure out if that's side boob or side belly that she's flashing, and the more I think about it the more I realize that I really don't want to know...

 

[9zero1790]

Right after I hit post a commercial came on TV for an accident lawyer. Synchronicity or tv spying on us.

spying. never google anything or speak about anything in front of any tech you dont want coming back.

 

[Nellieg]

My Ex,

Guess she's too much woman for you to handle (as far as the 'ex'). Divorce...best diet you can have. Might have to fix the sag in the passenger seat though.

 

[9zero1790]

Guess she's too much woman for you to handle (as far as the 'ex'). Divorce...best diet you can have. Might have to fix the sag in the passenger seat though.

im diggin that tattoo garter belt. i assume real ones were not available in large enough size outside of the horse tack section. Girl like that has to have some self esteem issues so she would fall in love with a brokeass guy like me- set me up. oh wait few drinks first then set me up lol.

 

[9zero1790]

I feel like the men of r5g owe a thank you to the ladies of r5g. It is a true testament of good humor and stamina to put up with all of us guys posting sexist crap and acting like pigs lol.

 

[Fordup]

spying. never google anything or speak about anything in front of any tech you dont want coming back.

2 weeks ago I told my wife we had to go to Home Depot and pick up a concrete drill bit so I could install the new propane line. 2 days later the mail dropped off a big SDS plus hammer drill kit with no indication of who sent it. Works really good. Has happened a couple times and seems Alexa works with Google who works with Chinese companies sending out things to youtubers.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

that’s the biggest thong i’ve ever almost seen

You can tell that the ink slinger ran out of ink on that garter belt and had to reload more ink in his/her tattoo pen... ?

best,
Phil

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Tracy Bowman]

RP??? ?

 

[TXRangerTim]

RP??? ?

As in the dancing banana?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

As in the dancing banana?

Yes. Just kidding. He has a wood chipper & I would kid him about it.?

 

[TXRangerTim]

Yes. Just kidding. He has a wood chipper & I would kid him about it.?

Some one else was asking about towing a wood chipper also. Maybe expanding into funeral offerings.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Some one else was asking about towing a wood chipper also. Maybe expanding into funeral offerings.

I don’t mind a cheap funeral, but I think I have to draw the line with that! (Hope husband feels the same)

 

[TXRangerTim]

I don’t mind a cheap funeral, but I think I have to draw the line with that! (Hope husband feels the same)

Hard times call for hard deeds. Chip right into the compost pile for enriched dirt.

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