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[9zero1790]

How many of y'all get this reference?

"merchandising" SPACEBALLS the Flame thrower!

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[Jason B]

And no fighting for blankets!

 

[LaBalbe]

So, I guess it was "School Demonstration Day"....

 

[LaBalbe]

Apparently a 10-year-old in Rhode Island sent the half-eaten cookies and carrots that she recovered on Christmas Day to her local police dept. and asked them to run DNA to determine if Santa was real. They went above and beyond, and earlier this week held a press conference to share the results of their investigation, which included home video footage of the reindeer on a practice run, footage of Santa at their station for a police interview, and cross-referenced material from other "investigations". Good on you, fellas, for keeping the Christmas spirit alive beyond the season.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/yes-the...olice-close-books-on-weeks-long-investigation

 

[Trigganometry]

Apparently a 10-year-old in Rhode Island sent the half-eaten cookies and carrots that she recovered on Christmas Day to her local police dept. and asked them to run DNA to determine if Santa was real. They went above and beyond, and earlier this week held a press conference to share the results of their investigation, which included home video footage of the reindeer on a practice run, footage of Santa at their station for a police interview, and cross-referenced material from other "investigations". Good on you, fellas, for keeping the Christmas spirit alive beyond the season.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/yes-the...olice-close-books-on-weeks-long-investigation

That’s local to me. These guys are legend for keeping a straight face and delivering their clad proof. High five guys! ?

 

[BS67]

That's a really neat article!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Maybe NSFW

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[9zero1790]

so true and profound. after dealing with countless answers of, "nothing". Getting the stink eye or even the, "if you dont know i should not have to tell you" line - this meme so fully explains the after math when they decided to use their words... I find it fitting that just like trying to understand the dash lights meanings and the real problem - women also have to be deciphered using sophisticated professional methods. at least cars have the odb port to plug into when its not happy. women on the other hand- once it reaches this level of breakdown no ones plugging anything into her any place-. This meme will be going on my back ground at work for all to see. im one of two guys in the entire office. it will go like a loud fart in a silent elevator.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Fawnbuster]

And no fighting for blankets!

My better half has a tendency to roll herself into a burrito, roll one way and lay on the blanket and then roll the rest up on the other side.

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