How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Nellieg]

I'm Just wondering if she likes local sausage

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[Dr. Zaius]

Looks ready for the next Zombie Apocalypse. Just add chainsaws.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And this one is for Sid @Msfitoy

Mobile SETI command post.

 

[MountainGoat]

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[MountainGoat]

One day apart???

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[Jason B]

I think with this polar vortex, everyone was being naughty just to get lumps of coal to heat the house. BTW, if this admin gets their way and there is no more coal, what will Santa put in the stockings of naughty kids?

 

[Motorpsychology]

S.W.I.F.T.
Sure Wish I Finished Training.

Glad I don't work for them.

I haul gasoline and diesel. Been doing this for over 30 years now.

Tarp My Cargo / Can't Remember Sh!t Today / Doesn't Accept Reefer Trailers
Yesterday's Rejected Freight...

 

[Motorpsychology]

Think I'll do this to my Jeep.

Zero worries about the errant shopping carts!

Got 'er done in time for SEMA!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I think with this polar vortex, everyone was being naughty just to get lumps of coal to heat the house. BTW, if this admin gets their way and there is no more coal, what will Santa put in the stockings of naughty kids?

Voter registration cards.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Chris M]

Tarp My Cargo / Can't Remember Sh!t Today / Doesn't Accept Reefer Trailers
Yesterday's Rejected Freight...

In full disclosure, I used to work for SWIFT out of their Eden, NC terminal hauling beer for Miller and Budweiser.
Also spent my first 6 months as an owner operator in Hell with JB Hunt.

How's that for a couple of jokes???

 

[BS67]

In full disclosure, I used to work for SWIFT out of their Eden, NC terminal hauling beer for Miller and Budweiser.
Also spent my first 6 months as an owner operator in Hell with JB Hunt.

How's that for a couple of jokes???

 

[Doc]

 

[9zero1790]

i love me some jerry reed. when amos moses comes on im sure i look like a fool singing along.

 

[BS67]

I figured Chris used to haul beer........kind of a tribute to him! LOL

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