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[KNI]

And why the long face?

Knowing horses and the scene I would estimate that the horse tender overslept and the horse came by the house to remind her that the breakfast is not served yet. It's easier to neigh to the servant from the dog door but unfortunately it got stuck to neck. Therefore the sad face since she took out the servants door in the process.

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[Figarou]

Hang on to the safety handles...

 

[Figarou]

Well @AzScorpion should be proud. This thread hit 500 pages. ?

Here's to another 500 pages! ?

So...... do you think we'll run out of memes and jokes? I've been seeing repeats. ?

 

[Trigganometry]

Here's to another 500 pages! ?

So...... do you think we'll run out of memes and jokes? I've been seeing repeats. ?

The older we get the less we care I guess!

 

[9zero1790]

Make sure that you post her reply.

apparently girl on girl violence is more common than i was aware...
according to my source- it can be as simple as a who wears the "pants" for a small spat... or a hair ripping eye scratching duel to death lol.

 

[Figarou]

This never gets old. ?

 

[LaBalbe]

I can't decide if this is pathetically sad or absolutely brilliant sarcasm....

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

Kinda like Chewbacca Chair

 

[LaBalbe]

Finally, a couple of good uses for a Chevy truck!!

 

[Jbrubakerjr]

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.”

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

“What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks?

“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”

 

[Figarou]

I can't decide if this is pathetically sad or absolutely brilliant sarcasm....

 

[FasterGT350]

Not so sure

 

[FasterGT350]

Good move

 

[FasterGT350]

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