How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds!

Sounds like Rodney !

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[Chris M]

Isn’t that some sorta Sax Deevise….

I dunno....looks like a tire swing for sheep to me.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Was listening to an old Alice Cooper song today. You know… the one where he goes to church.
Google maps has no idea where Cognito is.
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[NotBudule]

My wife just told me she had 14 legit reasons to divorce me right now , plus my unhealthy obsession with tennis , i said "thats 15 , love , ...

 

[Figarou]

I saw an advert in a shop window for a television. It said... "stuck on max volume, only $5."

I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.


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[Doc]

In Advance for Tracy …

 

[Figarou]

A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.




Meh.....I like how Bugs Bunny does it. ?

 

[Figarou]

When I go shopping with my wife and see a wooden plank, I cut the end off.


I get a little board. (bored)


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[Dr. Zaius]

When I go shopping with my wife and see a wooden plank, I cut the end off.


I get a little board. (bored)


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This reminds me of a bit with Norm Macdonald on a roll on Conan O'Brian.

The whole interview is great but skip to the 6:00 part to get the discussion of the upcoming movie she's going to be in.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.




Meh.....I like how Bugs Bunny does it. ?

Yosemite Sam & Foghorn Leghorn….my very favorite. (Bugs Bunny isn’t bad either).

 

[Figarou]

Yosemite Sam & Foghorn Leghorn….my very favorite. (Bugs Bunny isn’t bad either).

There's so many characters I like. It's hard to choose a favorite. I guess it depends on the episode they are in. For example..... I like Foghorn Leghorn when he has to deal with the chicken hawk and the dog.

 

[Langwilliams]

Yosemite Sam & Foghorn Leghorn….my very favorite. (Bugs Bunny isn’t bad either).

cartoons are where I learned what little I know about classical music

 

[Jbrubakerjr]

cartoons are where I learned what little I know about classical music

Saturday morning memories as a kid - Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Pink Panther.

 

[Figarou]

cartoons are where I learned what little I know about classical music

My all time favorite!

 

[Figarou]

Saturday morning memories as a kid - Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Pink Panther.

A bowl of cereal and a blanket! ?

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