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[FasterGT350]

Don't listen

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Badass Dad

 

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Go Go Juice

 

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Help me

 

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Best of three

 

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Bad wording

 

[FasterGT350]

Lesser of two evils

 

[KNI]

And also...

Um, no.

Short summary:
- Atoms in average grain of sand 4.33×10^19
- Grains of sand 7×10^21
- Stars in universe, 9-10x10^21

https://scienceyourfacein.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/craigs-questions-sand-and-atoms/
https://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=3775

Makes a nice phrase tho.

 

[Figarou]

Um, no.

Short summary:
- Atoms in average grain of sand 4.33×10^19
- Grains of sand 7×10^21
- Stars in universe, 9-10x10^21

https://scienceyourfacein.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/craigs-questions-sand-and-atoms/
https://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=3775

Makes a nice phrase tho.

I know that when I look up in the sky at night, I see stars. From a scientific point of view, it's entire galaxies, nearby planets, and so on.

Can't wait to see what else the James Webb Space telescope shows us. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Um, no.

Short summary:
- Atoms in average grain of sand 4.33×10^19
- Grains of sand 7×10^21
- Stars in universe, 9-10x10^21

https://scienceyourfacein.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/craigs-questions-sand-and-atoms/
https://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=3775

Makes a nice phrase tho.

Wait, something online wasn't true?

My reality is shattered...

At least the cat was still lying???

 

[KNI]

I know that when I look up in the sky at night, I see stars. From a scientific point of view, it's entire galaxies, nearby planets, and so on.

Can't wait to see what else the James Webb Space telescope shows us. ?

If you go to a non-light polluted location and look at the stars on clear night (e.g. still (as no wind) and below freezing winter night) you can actually see two galaxies on naked eye. Milky way and Andromeda

 

[KNI]

Wait, something online wasn't true?

My reality is shattered...

At least the cat was still lying, right?

He probably made this up just to get some attention while being locked up in a car.

P.S. If you think of it, just add the size of the grain to 645g and you got universe beaten. But then it's a rock

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

Dammmmn!!

Oops, said it. sorry. ?

 

[Figarou]

Sorry for the sad post.

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