Half the time you can't get any pies. The last time I asked for one the girl in the window turned around and asked someone inside "Do we sell pies?".
a few years ago i was dating a girl from new york. real cute and sweet. didint wanna cook so i said just order us a pizza. she calls a pizza delivery joint on speaker phone, they say the typical thanks for calling how can we serve you line. she says "id like to order a large pie for delivery" they hang up. she looked confused and called another place - this time the person on the other end said "mam, this is pizza hut we dont sell pies and hangs up". my girl was like what the hell am i doing wrong lol.
