How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Chris M]

You were saying? ?

That is obviously NOT the same thing at all.
Not even close.
Still weird, though, but in a good(?) way

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[9zero1790]

You were saying? ?

hmm this is sort of a conundrum... i guess i could get over her having strange spock ears if her personality was right...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

hmm this is sort of a conundrum... i guess i could get over her having strange spock ears if her personality was right...

I would NOT be able to get over her taking a dump while she's walking around...

 

[Figarou]

 

[9zero1790]

I would NOT be able to get over her taking a dump while she's walking around...

ehh i could get her house trained. the older i get the less picky i am

 

[Figarou]

The “Boys are back in town” ….

Ever wonder why these guys would take something that has no value in their world?

Watch and learn.?

 

[Doc]

Ever wonder why these guys would take something that has no value in their world?

Watch and learn.?

Shotgun….

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Shotgun….

I'd prefer a stun gun.

Animals seem to learn very quickly when electricity is a stimulant.

 

[Figarou]

Shotgun….

?

 

[9zero1790]

whats wrong with the world...
one of the duke boys is driving a mopar pretending to be a pontiac, hes dressed like the bandit, and jerry reed is not even in the credits. i survived all the stupid parody remakes of classics but now im offended. no snow man, false trans am and a duke with identity crisis. John Schneider is dead to me now.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13723164/?ref_=tt_mv_close

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Figarou]

This is probably why. ?

 

[lawrench]

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