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This doesn't have to be G rated material but please think about what you're posting. There are people who view this site while at work and at home, some of this was getting out of hand. Remember that some have their children there with them and I'm sure have got an eye full. :shock:

With that said....Let the games begin. lol
i must have missed something lol
 

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And you was able to eat that type of cereal. Try eating Peanut Butter Crunch today. It'll tear up the inside of your mouth.
“You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. Wait too long and the Cap’n will put a film on your teeth a wire brush can’t get rid of.”
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“You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. Wait too long and the Cap’n will put a film on your teeth a wire brush can’t get rid of.”
jeff foxworthy

I found that out the hard way. ? Pun in 10 did
 

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thats awesome ! I bet he has a lot of customers. who knows after a few donuts and some caffeine even the anti gun folks might get curious and wanna see a shot gun.

Surrrre. I can see it now. Somebody ordering a dozen eclairs and then she finds this mixed in with them.


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That'll make the 5 o'clock news. ?
 

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Used to shop all my performance parts at KaleCoAuto. Too bad they’re gone now.
Had the best cross-drilled brake lines in the business…..
 

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Used to shop all my performance parts at KaleCoAuto. Too bad they’re gone now.
Had the best cross-drilled brake lines in the business…..
Bleeding those things must be next to impossible, lol
 

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