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[philanderer]

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[Figarou]

Can my life get any worse? First off I’m OK. Understandably, A little shaken this morning. I was robbed at the gas station this morning by my house. After my hands stop shaking I was trembling but I was able to call the police.

The officers were quick to respond and calmed me down, explaining that this has been happening all over town.

My money is gone, all of it , but I am alive and that’s all that matters.

The police asked me if I knew who did this.

I said yes, “It was pump #2.”

 

[FasterGT350]

Fix that

 

[philanderer]

 

[FasterGT350]

Roll with it

 

[FasterGT350]

Back at ya

 

[FasterGT350]

Advice

 

[FasterGT350]

Dating

 

[FasterGT350]

Reality

 

[Doc]

Um…

 

[Dr. Zaius]

From the Babylon Bee (clever site)

 

[KNI]

Roll with it

Average onset of glutein allergy working it's way to the point where the visible symptoms occur is between age of 50 and 65. The actual allergy can start at any point of time and many children are actually allergic to glutein from early years but start to tolerate it after age of 12 (due to self induced desensitization).

Ok.. so we're pretty much allergic to glutein and people have been losing their bowl functions between 50 and 65 since 5000BC. Why all the fuzz now?

Average life expectancy chart..

tada.. science!

Word of advice.. when beer starts to give you stomach troubles.. switch to wine!

 

[Doc]

Average onset of glutein allergy working it's way to the point where the visible symptoms occur is between age of 50 and 65. The actual allergy can start at any point of time and many children are actually allergic to glutein from early years but start to tolerate it after age of 12 (due to self induced desensitization).

Ok.. so we're pretty much allergic to glutein and people have been losing their bowl functions between 50 and 65 since 5000BC. Why all the fuzz now?

Average life expectancy chart..

tada.. science!

Word of advice.. when beer starts to give you stomach troubles.. switch to wine!

Mine has recently…I switched to Mylanta..

 

[Figarou]

 

[FerdRanger]

Advice

Festus was cool

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