How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[Figarou]

 

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[Doc]

For Phil

 

[9zero1790]

totally true! bk has opened and closed in my home town 3 times. never lasting more than year.

 

[9zero1790]

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the ladies would love a guy with his skill...

 

[Figarou]

the ladies would love a guy with his skill...

I bet they would.



Your comment reminds me of this joke I heard years ago about a woman who was locked out of her hotel room naked. How she managed to get into that situation is up to whoever is telling the joke.

N E WHO .....a drunk man was heading to his room. He notices the naked woman in the hallway. She gets startled and picks up a pair of men's shoes that was by the door. She covers her private part. Drunk guy looks at her, then looks at the shoes. Then he says.... "Atta boy, shorty!"

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[Langwilliams]

I think it could read "asking if the carpet matched the curtains"

 

[Figarou]

 

[KNI]

They now come in bundles of 100 with a tap adapter and auto seal. You can make about 600 per tap in a minute.

Ok.. bundles of 37 and you can make 100 per minute per tap

 

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