How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[KNI]

Don't go there

For all the younger males.

There will be battles after you marry. Most of those are going to be tactical battles, which are of no importance in the long run and can be lost or won without batting an eyelid. Some of them are tactical and may redefine your way of life or where you live it. But one of those battles is a strategic battle, and it is the key moment which will define rest of your life. This battle you just cannot lose.

When in furniture store pick the one which is most comfortable to sleep in, whatever the cost, the looks or how many decorative pillows it comes with.

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[Chappy]

 

[Chappy]

No good

Subtle humor.. I like it.

 

[Chappy]

Edit: Added some wisdom from the Andy Griffith show...

When a hobo told Andy he should just let Opie "decide for himself" how he wanted to live… He had these words of Mayberry wisdom.

"No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young’n decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then, when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it's hard to convince them that other things might be better in the long run. All a parent can do is say 'Wait' and 'Trust me' and try to keep temptation away."

If this is ever gets out, they'll cancel Andy Griffith.

 

[FasterGT350]

Signs of Spring

 

[FasterGT350]

Life

 

[FasterGT350]

Quiet time

 

[FasterGT350]

Slow lane

 

[FasterGT350]

Dogs

 

[FasterGT350]

Duh.. Under the keyboard you silly.

O Crap

 

[Figarou]

Dogs

Dogs don't have to be drunk to break/tear up the furniture. Just being bored to death.

 

[AzScorpion]

Dogs

Dogs don't have to be drunk to break/tear up the furniture. Just being bored to death.

This is so true. lol ?

 

[philanderer]

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

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