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It is 2022 and the Russian army is marching onwards to Ukraine

As they pass the border, they hear a voice over the hill;

"One Ukraine soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers!"

The Russian general laughs, as he sends 10 men on the hill to capture it. There is gunfire for a minute and then everything goes silent for a moment, and they then hear the same voice;

"One Ukrainian soldier is better than a hundred of yours!"

Annoyed, the Russian general sends hundred men to capture the hill. There is gunfire and bombs going for ten minutes, and everything goes silent again. Suddenly, the same voice yells out;

"One Ukrainian soldier is better than thousand of Russian soldiers!"

Enraged, the general sends a thousand men, accompanied with tanks, artillery, mortar teams, and tells them to not return until the hill is theirs. For half an hour hell breaks loose, bombs and explosions, gunfire, screams and death all around, and then it goes silent again. One Russian soldier crawls back, severely wounded and battered. Before the general could say anything, the soldier says;

"Do not send more troops, comrade general, it's a trap! There is two of them."
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This elevator is playing my song.


Songs that end up there are changed to soft classical type music.
Damn….beat me to it. :crackup:
 


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Was Thor eons ahead of his time….. or have we devolved?
(It’s a rhetorical question. You know the answer :crackup: )

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All the parts of the body were in a meeting to determine who was to be the boss of all the other parts.

The forum was each part had 2 minutes to present their case..

First up was the brain....Clearly it is my destiny to be boss...I control every thing a person does or think.

Next was the heart....Clearly my roll as boss is if I stop working the person dies.

Next was the legs. I carry a person anywhere they want to go....

Next were the eyes. Without me a person is in serious difficulty as I play such an important roll.

The other parts deferred to the above people but one....the A$$hole...

All the other parts started laughing and giggling followed by snickering...

So the A$$hole got mad and clammed up. A day or two later the brain was so foggy it relented. The heart was palpitating and also relented. The legs became so wobbling they were on edge of not being able to support a person. The eyes became crossed and dimmed vision and so all the parts of the body relented and the A$$hole became boss..

So the moral of the story....To be a boss you need be nothing but an A$$hole.
 

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All the parts of the body were in a meeting to determine who was to be the boss of all the other parts.

The forum was each part had 2 minutes to present their case..

First up was the brain....Clearly it is my destiny to be boss...I control every thing a person does or think.

Next was the heart....Clearly my roll as boss is if I stop working the person dies.

Next was the legs. I carry a person anywhere they want to go....

Next were the eyes. Without me a person is in serious difficulty as I play such an important roll.

The other parts deferred to the above people but one....the A$$hole...

All the other parts started laughing and giggling followed by snickering...

So the A$$hole got mad and clammed up. A day or two later the brain was so foggy it relented. The heart was palpitating and also relented. The legs became so wobbling they were on edge of not being able to support a person. The eyes became crossed and dimmed vision and so all the parts of the body relented and the A$$hole became boss..

So the moral of the story....To be a boss you need be nothing but an A$$hole.
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