How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FasterGT350]

Holy crap

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[FasterGT350]

Shocker

 

[Langwilliams]

Shocker

Might help with the wire theft problem too.

 

[T Bone]

this isnt a joke but wanted to share, not political, just the damn truth.

 

[Megawatt]

 

[Megawatt]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What does this warning light mean?

 

[FasterGT350]

Plane ride

 

[FasterGT350]

Next shift

 

[FasterGT350]

Lotto

 

[Metal Geezer]

Always be yourself…unless you can be Batman.
Then always be Batman.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

A fellow is sitting in the exam room when the doctor knockss and enters.

What can I do for you today? The fellow indicated he has a terrible gas problem, but the good news was it was not noticeable as there was no smell...In fact he indicated he passed gas several times while waiting in the exam room. I have to release gas where ever I go...Good thing it does not smell...

Doc though for a minute and pulls out his prescription pad and tells the fellow to take two pills a day and come back in a week.

A week later...the fellow returns and doc comes into the room. The fellow says Doc...the pills did not work but the smell of the gas is the most fowl I have ever experienced...Just awful! Doc said...Good now we have cleared up your sinuses, lets see what we can do about the gas!

Best,
Phil

 

[Figarou]

Always be yourself…unless you can be Batman.
Then always be Batman.

Nope.....I'm Batboy. ? ?

Actually........it's this guy.

 

[Figarou]

What does this warning light mean?

Overheated brakes. More common in 18 wheelers.

 

[FasterGT350]

Suing

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